top 16 things overheard at Jenna Bush's wedding

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Post 1 by Blue Velvet (I've got the platinum golden silver bronze poster award.) on Monday, 19-May-2008 15:40:39

The top 16 things overheard at Jenna Bush’s wedding

hitched. As CNN.com put it: "Against the backdrop of a
stunning Texas sunset, near a lake on the Bush family's
1,600-acre ranch, President Bush walked his daughter,
Jenna, down the aisle to her groom [...], Henry Hager,
the son of a well-connected Virginia Republican."

The Top 16 Things Overheard at Jenna Bush's Wedding

16. "Sorry I'm late -- I couldn't remember if I was to turn left or right at Cindy Sheehan's compost pile."

15. "To honor the sacrifice of all you who traveled here, I am giving up sobriety."

14. "Did you hear him say, 'One down, one to go"? "Yeah, but he was talking about Iraq and Iran."

13. "Henry, if you treat my daughter right, I just may make you president of Iran once we take out the clown that's in there now."

12. "I don't care if he is the president. It was tacky of him to give Henry the nickname 'P-Whipped.'"

11. "Hey, Henry, remind me to give you the Secret Service code word to get into Jenna's bedroom after the ceremony."

10. "I don't think of it as losing a daughter; I think of this as gaining a swing state."

9. "I'm so thrilled that my daughter has found the right man to marriculate with."

8. "If anyone objects, let him speak now or... yes, Helen Thomas in the back."

7. "I hope they have an exit strategy for this never-ending Chicken Dance."

6. "Oh, that's so sweet. Uncle Cheney gave them a whole barrel of crude."

5. "So, I guess this dramatically reduces the odds of me making a Bush Twin sandwich."

4. "These society weddings -- did they really need an organ grinder and a monkey? Oh wait, that's just Cheney and the father of the bride."

3. "Why does the reception videographer's camera say 'Girls Gone Wild' on the side?"

2. "As a matter of fact, the ice sculpture *does* look like Hillary."

and the Number 1 Thing Overheard at Jenna Bush's Wedding...

1. "Okay, you release the doves while I distract Cheney."

Post 2 by Eleni21 (I have proven to myself and the world that I need mental help) on Monday, 19-May-2008 17:44:49

Oh man that was good, and I don't even follow American politics. *smile*

Post 3 by frequency (the music man) on Monday, 19-May-2008 23:56:50

lol. now that was quite amusing.

Post 4 by blindndangerous (the blind and dangerous one) on Tuesday, 20-May-2008 21:08:15

Lol. That was funny. I like the number 1 thing the best.

Post 5 by The Elemental Dragon (queen of dragons) on Tuesday, 20-May-2008 22:02:10

Yes, this was very amusing!